The Snuffleupagus Strikes Again

"My Shine is Working Overtime" -Andrea Gibson

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i don’t want mary to be redeemed i don’t want her to have shot sherlock to protect john or anyone else i don’t want a sad backstory i want mary to be ruthless and cunning and manipulative and as vindictive as possible i want john to have been a pawn in her game i want her to actually have an arc that doesn’t revolve around any man please PLEASE LET MARY BELONG TO NO ONE BUT HERSELF

(via lady-r0salind)

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(via benedict--cumberbatch)

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okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via edslover)